Just heard this and thought it was good enough to pass along: My husband decided he was fed up with my mood swings so he thought it would be clever to get me a mood ring for Christmas so he could tell what mood I was in. When I am in a good mood, the ring turns green. When I am in a bad mood, the ring leaves a red mark on my husband's head. Maybe next year the jerk will get me a diamond!

Just heard this and thought it was good enough to pass along: My husband decided he was fed up with my mood swings so he thought it would be clever to get me a mood ring for Christmas so he could tell what mood I was in. When I am in a good mood, the ring turns green. When I am in a bad mood, the ring leaves a red mark on my husband's head. Maybe next year the jerk will get me a diamond!

Some random things that puzzle me: What is the deal with people who fill their cars with stuffed animals? Why do some guys wear their shorts outside of their sweatpants? (I can understand sweats over shorts. You could then take your sweats off when you get too hot.) Who are the sadistic people who design roads that either merge with absolutely no warning or just become another road? Why is it that some toys actually cost less than the batteries they require? And the last one ...

Some random things that puzzle me: What is the deal with people who fill their cars with stuffed animals? Why do some guys wear their shorts outside of their sweatpants? (I can understand sweats over shorts. You could then take your sweats off when you get too hot.) Who are the sadistic people who design roads that either merge with absolutely no warning or just become another road? Why is it that some toys actually cost less than the batteries they require? And the last one ...

My sister went the humor route this year when it came to Valentines.  The one she gave to me and Brad said: Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny you might think it's funny but it's snot   The one she gave my parents said this: True love is when:   Get it? True love is when 2 hearts beet ass Juan  I really loved that one! Got any?

My sister went the humor route this year when it came to Valentines.  The one she gave to me and Brad said: Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny you might think it's funny but it's snot   The one she gave my parents said this: True love is when:   Get it? True love is when 2 hearts beet ass Juan  I really loved that one! Got any?

I saw a T-shirt that really made me chuckle.  I think it would make a good bumper sticker too.  It said- Prozac Because sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't  

I saw a T-shirt that really made me chuckle.  I think it would make a good bumper sticker too.  It said- Prozac Because sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't  

I saw a funny birthday card today.  The front had a picture of Ralph Nader and it read "Happy Birthday from President Nader".  You open the card and it says "and the Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, And Santa Clause."

I saw a funny birthday card today.  The front had a picture of Ralph Nader and it read "Happy Birthday from President Nader".  You open the card and it says "and the Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, And Santa Clause."

One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.  She read the part where Chicken little runs to the farmer and yells, "The sky is falling!  The sky is falling!" She paused and asked the class "What do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and answered, "I think he said 'Holy shit!  A talking chicken!'" The teacher was speechless for the next ten minutes.

One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.  She read the part where Chicken little runs to the farmer and yells, "The sky is falling!  The sky is falling!" She paused and asked the class "What do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and answered, "I think he said 'Holy shit!  A talking chicken!'" The teacher was speechless for the next ten minutes.