Speechless Teacher

Published on July 13, 2004 By JillUser In Humor

One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She read the part where Chicken little runs to the farmer and yells, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

She paused and asked the class "What do you think the farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and answered, "I think he said 'Holy shit! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was speechless for the next ten minutes.

Comments

Janders

on Jul 13, 2004

Heheh..... out of the mouths of babes!

web_poet

on Jul 31, 2004

Children pick up these expletives,obviously, from grow-ups only, so home environment is very important !

WiseFawn

on Aug 01, 2004

JillUser

on Aug 01, 2004

Children pick up these expletives,obviously, from grow-ups only, so home environment is very important !

It's a joke! Lighten up!

dharmagrl

on Aug 01, 2004

hahaha! Closely followed by "call the Enquirer!"

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