Funny Valentines

Published on February 13, 2006 By JillUser In Humor

My sister went the humor route this year when it came to Valentines. The one she gave to me and Brad said:

Don't kiss your honey

when your nose is runny

you might think it's funny

but it's snot

The one she gave my parents said this:

True love is when:

Get it?

True love is when 2 hearts beet ass Juan

I really loved that one!

Got any?

Comments

Locamama

on Feb 13, 2006

Those are so cute. I wonder where she found them?

Dr Guy

on Feb 14, 2006

That second one is almost a bad pun!

KarmaGirl

on Feb 14, 2006

I updated your description with a picture (hope you don't mind) because it was just too funny to pass up. I was able to find clip art for everything but "Juan", so sorry about the free hand, drawn with mouse, cartoon of him.

Happy valentine's day!

JillUser

on Feb 14, 2006

I updated your description with a picture

Awesome! Thanks so much. I thought about trying to do that but ran out of energy.

Happy valentine's day!

Right back at ya!

Dynosoar

on Feb 14, 2006

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