I am a grateful Sam's Club shopper.  Anyone with kids can appreciate a giant bucket of fish crackers or a huge tub of peanut butter.  I enjoy buying snacks there for entertaining and you can't beat their prices on toilet paper and paper towels.  I was a bit surprised to see they now carry Segways! For $2,488 Sam's will hook you up with the high tech transporter and even give you an at-home product orientation.  This just really strikes me as funny.  What a weird count...