I had just washed my pretty table cloth and put placemats out for everyone to hopefully contain their breakfasts on.  My sons were having chocolate chip toaster waffles.  Everything seemed to be going well.

A couple of minutes into breakfast I heard some rustling and a flash of a hand in my peripheral vision.  My 5yr old then innocently asks "Is chocolate washable?"  I then ask "Did you just get chocolate on the table cloth?"  He said "I thought I licked it off but I guess I didn't.  I'm sorry mommy."  You just can't get mad at that can you?  So I told him "Don't worry honey, chocolate is washable."