I remember watching SNL and they would often spoof the evening news with stories like: "A common household cleaner that might be in your home right now might be killing you!...Find out which one at 11!"
Well, our local news had something so similar I laughed out loud. It was something like "Two common brands being recalled from store shelves. Find out which ones and what danger they present at 11!"
Come on! If something is common and dangerous, just tell me! Should news people be toying with our lives, baiting us for ratings or should they simply provide a service as soon as possible? I usually here something like that and think "Screw watching at 11, I'm hopping on the internet right now."