The adventures of Mommy woman
Published on July 26, 2006 By JillUser In Blogging

I've been having my 7yr old niece over to play with my boys a couple times a week for the Summer.  During one of her last visits she asked "Aunt Debbie, how did you get pregnant?"  I told her that was a question that she really should ask her mommy.  I really didn't feel it was my place to field that one!  Of course Alex, my 9yr old, chimes in "It has to do with eggs and sperm."  I told him that was really as far as the conversation should go.

Today I took my boys shopping for school supplies since I am due to give birth any time and figured it would be easier to do before the baby came.  I had to go to the bathroom while at the store, of course, so I took the boys in the restroom with me.  While in the stall my 6yr old was testing out all of the sinks and my 9yr old apparently took interest in the vending machine.  He asked "Mommy, what's a tampon?"  Good grief!  What do I say about that?  I responded "That's something only ladies need so you don't really need to know."  Luckily he was satisfied with that.  Then, after a bit of a pause, he asks "Why would anyone need to buy a napkin in the bathroom when there's paper towels and toilet paper?"  Trying not to burst out laughing, I responded "It's a different kind of napkin and again, something only ladies need to use."

I don't know how child psychology experts would have handled that but I think telling my daughter about those things will be difficult enough.  I don't see the need to get into it with my 9yr old son.  I'm sure he'll know about those things when/if he needs to.  I've already been asked if sperms and pee can come out of your penis at the same time.  It was so much easier before they were thinking about these things!


Comments
on Jul 26, 2006
hahahaha that is so funny! Sperms and pee at the same time....buwhahahahah.

Kids are hilarious...I was in the bathroom the other day and I heard this mom and little girl come in and go into the stall next to mine.

The little girl squealed, "Mom you have hair down there!"

I burst out laughing. It was hysterical.
on Jul 26, 2006
Out of the mouths of babes (usually accompanied by a bit of drool)...
on Jul 26, 2006

since I am due to give birth any time

I was planning to have your blanket finished and shipped out this week but dad had other ideas ( ).  So, I'm going to try and get it finished this weekend and shipped next Monday.  Time is a tickin' away, I know, and I want her to have it as soon as I can!

on Jul 26, 2006
You are sweet to be thinking about that in lieu of what you have been dealing with with your dad. My luck I will be a walking time bomb for weeks! I may have to try out that trampoline soon

The little girl squealed, "Mom you have hair down there!"


I've heard that one plenty of times. Kids are fascinated by those differences between them and grownups.

Another one Ryan said the other day was when a coworker told me my belly looked cute he proclaimed "No it isn't. It's ugly. It has lines on it." He was referring to my stretch marks which I told him he helped me acquire so he should be nicer about it. That kid doesn't sugar coat stuff. Maybe that is why when he says something sweet it really strikes me.
on Jul 27, 2006

I think it is Brad's time to have a talk.  9 is young, but it is apparent he is older than his years.

But thanks for sharing the humorous moments.

on Jul 27, 2006

I think it is Brad's time to have a talk


A talk about what?
on Jul 28, 2006
Hee hee. Connor discovered my box of tampons and asked about them. Before I could answer, my husband told hiim they were chem-lights. Now he checks occasionally to see if I am hiding chem lights in the tampon box. Sigh.
on Jul 28, 2006

A talk about what?

The Talk.  The one every parent does not want to have.

on Jul 29, 2006
I like to think that I have an answer for everything that Kole asks, and can be straight up with her, but it always happens at the most inappropriate times.

"How come everyone else has a Daddy except me?" in a huge line-up in the grocery store.

"What does a penis look like?" waiting to be served dinner in a crowded family restaurant.

"Why does that girl have string around her waist and in her bum?" loudly referring to a girl's thong as she walked in the mall.

"Do you really hate Liz?" as Liz walks by.


Sheesh. Half the time I end up stammering some reply, or getting a knowing smirk from her as she sizes up my reaction.
on Jul 29, 2006
or getting a knowing smirk from her as she sizes up my reaction.


Oh lord...kids! Never a dull moment!LOL!

Jill, you handled it all marvelously!


My son recently asked his dad why mommy needs to wear napkins, when he saw a box of pads by my dresser!

That discussion will come when he's a wee bit older!

I agree that it's not neccessary for them to know that right now. With my daughter, it was because of puberty and early development at 11. I'm hoping that with my youngest it will be when she's 20....hehe, just kidding!
on Jul 29, 2006
The Talk. The one every parent does not want to have.


He is mature for his age Dr. Guy and he knows the technical sperm+egg=baby concept. I don't see why my 9yr old needs more info than that. He still believes in Santa for heaven's sake and I am very pleased about that!

I agree that it's not neccessary for them to know that right now. With my daughter, it was because of puberty and early development at 11.


My mom had to give me "the talk" in 5th grade because of the same reason. I was horrified but needed to know. I was an early bloomer and had to face those things and am glad I was armed with the info. I was a very mature 5th grader and still was shocked, that's why I don't see need to lay that stuff on my 9yr old boy.

Nicky, sounds like Kole knows how to get your goat Kids just spout out whatever comes to mind at the most inopportune times!