Really bad Christmas Songs

Silly ideas for bad songs

Published on November 18, 2003 By JillUser In Blogging

More weird ideas passing through my diseased mind

The worst Christmas Album Ever:

Roseanne sings "Oh Holy Night"

Bob Dylan sings "Silent Night"

Sinead O'Connor sings "Jingle Bells"

Josh Groban sings "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Courtney Love sings "White Christmas"

and Eminem performs his rendition of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"

Comments

MsShrink

on Nov 18, 2003

Courtney Love sings "White Christmas"

We had a well-known cocaine dealer who lived in our upscale neighborhood for quite some time. He got busted after the holiday season and when we were all sitting around talking about it, we were terribly amused because he had a flocked Christmas tree in his living room window.

We all speculated with the exact chemical make-up of the 'flocking.'

JillUser

on Nov 18, 2003

MsShrink, I like the way you think

KarmaGirl

on Nov 19, 2003

You forgot:

Robert Downey Jr. signs "Have a holly jolly christmas"
John Denver signs "I'll be home for Christmas" (That was in really bad taste, wasn't it?)
Chipmunks sign "oh tanenbaum"

stevendedalus

on Jan 03, 2004

As a kid "White Christmas" was the rage and Bing Crosby's rendition was number one. I guess, I'm an odd ball and prefered Charlie Spivaks rendition with his glorious singing group and sweet trumpet [coronet actually]. To this day, though, I still get chills over Nat's "Christmas Song."

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